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Started by GreenFuture on Jul 23, 2019 12:30:18 PM
The Premiership Of Alexander Boris De Pfeffel Johnson

At least a partial subsidiary of Darth Bannon's Fascist International.

The press will jizz all over him for a few days but how long is the honeymoon likely to be?

Keep up with it here.

New balls at circa 10,000 posts.

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Shadrack22 - 23 Jul 2019 12:31:15 (#1 of 2638)

Will he be keeping Larry the cat?

TommyDGNR8 - 23 Jul 2019 12:33:10 (#2 of 2638)

The more pussy the better.

quattrobhoy - 23 Jul 2019 12:33:18 (#3 of 2638)

We'll recognise that he has no balls, long before then.

I don't expect Larry to hang around. He'll be first to get kicked when things start (?) to go wrong.

breakfast - 23 Jul 2019 12:33:21 (#4 of 2638)

https://mobile.twitter.com/Number10cat/status/1153
607500924669953

TheExcession - 23 Jul 2019 13:00:24 (#5 of 2638)

This is going to be like Chernobyl, except with a deranged, sex crazed, chimpanzee at the controls. Isn't it?

The reactor will explode because he tried to stick his cock in it.

machiavelli - 23 Jul 2019 13:23:12 (#6 of 2638)

Got only one thing to say.

Oh fuck.

widenation - 23 Jul 2019 13:34:12 (#7 of 2638)

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2019/jul/23/brexit-under-boris-johnson-the-scenarios

TheExcession - 23 Jul 2019 13:38:55 (#8 of 2638)

I have consulted the ship's computer and it reports

https://tenor.com/view/red-alert-everything-fucked-fuck-gif-8024126

JacobReesBogg - 23 Jul 2019 15:11:29 (#9 of 2638)

Are you all working for his publicity team?

He's got such universally negative press that if he doesn't actually wrap Larry the cat in cling film,fuck him , then fly over to Brussels, drink a bucket of Duvel and shit on the EU President's desk, he'll be seen as a great statesman.

Boris will be great.

LemonGrass - 23 Jul 2019 15:12:59 (#10 of 2638)

I wished you didn't mention clingfilm.

Agaliarept - 23 Jul 2019 15:14:09 (#11 of 2638)

Basically we’ve literally just lost any moral high ground to criticise Trump from.

Do you remember that time our PM Head butted that German in the cock? Or flattened that Japanese schoolboy?

How many countries can say that?

FML the entire country has just jumped the shark.

browserbutton - 23 Jul 2019 15:15:02 (#12 of 2638)

"Do not waste this time."

carterbrandon - 23 Jul 2019 15:16:34 (#13 of 2638)

Or called the leader of another country a goat-fucker in rhyme?

hailesaladdie - 23 Jul 2019 15:18:30 (#14 of 2638)

Christ, a Jeremy Hunt in no 10.

TommyDGNR8 - 23 Jul 2019 15:24:25 (#15 of 2638)

I wonder how many things he's been told he can't actually do, so far?

Snarlygog - 23 Jul 2019 15:26:01 (#16 of 2638)

I bet he wants a statue .

HouseOfLametta - 23 Jul 2019 15:28:02 (#17 of 2638)

He wants a fucking mausoleum.

tasselhoff - 23 Jul 2019 15:29:05 (#18 of 2638)

I might change my surname to De Pfeffel in France.

tasselhoff - 23 Jul 2019 15:30:32 (#19 of 2638)

<googles>

Bugger, they were German.

Lawlsie - 23 Jul 2019 15:32:01 (#20 of 2638)

I wonder if he deep down in the places he doesn't like to talk about at parties if he fears the fate of his great grandfather Ali Kemal...

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