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Started by TheVoiceOfReason on Aug 8, 2019 2:30:00 PM
Horror as FOUL MOUTHED RAPPER teaching in primary school

Mild-mannered bespectacled pimary school teacher Christian Webb was fired after bosses discovered he had a secret double life as a FOUL MOUTHED RAPPER, MC Devvo. “Jokey” lyrics include “have a can of Kestrel an’ I’ll kick me’ girlfriend’s head in”, f*** ’em while they’re young” and “hold her down do it right”.

Horrified parents alerted the school after infants arrived home spewing obscenities after watching their teacher’s videos on You Tube. “We had a duty of care,” spluttered the school’s hapless headmistress. One parent said: “Everyone said he was brilliant but you wouldn’t want Ali G as your kid’s teacher.”

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9676850/teacher-sacked-foul-mouthed-youtube-rapper-mc-devvo/

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widenation - 08 Aug 2019 14:49:47 (#1 of 17)

Kestrel's quite a mellow beer.

Towlie - 08 Aug 2019 14:58:47 (#2 of 17)

Is MC Devvo still a thing?

Stellata - 08 Aug 2019 17:19:32 (#3 of 17)

Good.

SharkPatoo - 08 Aug 2019 18:43:55 (#4 of 17)

I am not liking this thing where you can lose your job for doing something legal, unconnected to that job and in the distant past.

YorenInTheNorth - 08 Aug 2019 18:45:04 (#5 of 17)

Agreed.

GyratingTrampoline - 08 Aug 2019 19:08:31 (#6 of 17)

It would be one thing if he'd brought his youtube presence under a different name to the pupils' attention to show off but as it stands this is a bit shit

solomongursky - 08 Aug 2019 19:18:15 (#7 of 17)

It was a satire about the kind of people the media were busy demonising at the time

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/pamn4v/mc-devvo-youtube-satire-comedy-rap-interview-2018

Ali G was a character, so was the rapper.

bossab2 - 08 Aug 2019 20:18:42 (#8 of 17)

I wonder what other former hobbies and occupations are banned by the teaching police ?

widenation - 08 Aug 2019 20:39:51 (#9 of 17)

It's OK to turn ("foul-mouthed") comedian after being a teacher/nurse etc, just not the other way around.

TRaney - 08 Aug 2019 20:41:23 (#10 of 17)

So this is what happened to Beefie

HerpDerp - 08 Aug 2019 20:43:16 (#11 of 17)

Kestrel's quite a mellow beer

Kestrel Super is on a par with Spesh. The "gentlemen of the road" love it.

widenation - 08 Aug 2019 20:55:44 (#12 of 17)

I assumed he meant Kestrel Super or 'Kezza'.

Powerfully spirited and a juicy spice palate with astonishing depth.

http://www.kestrelbeer.com/kestrel-super.asp

HouseOfLametta - 08 Aug 2019 21:00:34 (#13 of 17)

You know, Spice.

SinnerBoy - 08 Aug 2019 21:09:42 (#14 of 17)

Astonishing depths? The astonishing depths of oblivion, which may be achieved, after swilling a couple of cans of the tramp juice.

TRaney - 08 Aug 2019 21:21:40 (#15 of 17)

The K-hole!

SinnerBoy - 08 Aug 2019 22:01:55 (#16 of 17)

Arf! And its sidekick, the Speshole...

machiavelli - 13 Aug 2019 18:06:12 (#17 of 17)

Isn't offence archeology wonderful?

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