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Started by Leftie on Sep 11, 2019 12:04:56 PM
Jealous mum "attacked love rival" in school playground
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Agaliarept - 11 Sep 2019 12:26:12 (#1 of 119)

However, at this week's hearing, she sobbed as the court was told she drinks up to four litres of wine a day as a "coping mechanism".

Chinny reck on.

FrankieTeardrop - 11 Sep 2019 12:29:33 (#2 of 119)

I drink "up to" four litres of wine a day

Agaliarept - 11 Sep 2019 12:32:07 (#3 of 119)

Well, yes we all do.

I doubt that she reaches the four litres mark with any regularity.

Arjuna - 11 Sep 2019 12:32:24 (#4 of 119)

bet you can't outdrink her

upgoerfive - 11 Sep 2019 12:32:37 (#5 of 119)

"At an earlier hearing, Clough's bizarre behaviour included disco dancing before magistrates, who she saluted."



Hope it wasn't that kind of salute ...

FrankieTeardrop - 11 Sep 2019 12:32:42 (#6 of 119)

I think journalists use "up to" when they mean "at least"

Agaliarept - 11 Sep 2019 12:33:40 (#7 of 119)

bet you can't outdrink her

I can't outdrink anybody.

I only really drink 2% bitter.

upgoerfive - 11 Sep 2019 12:34:31 (#8 of 119)

I think journalists use "up to" when they mean "at least"



Ah, the inverse of internet speeds then.

Arjuna - 11 Sep 2019 12:34:36 (#9 of 119)

I meant Frankie, he was giving it the large one.

Agaliarept - 11 Sep 2019 12:35:03 (#10 of 119)

I meant Frankie, he was giving it the large one.

Ah...

popstar7 - 11 Sep 2019 12:36:32 (#11 of 119)

I find after the third glass of wine all my coping mechanisms are fucked.

Pixiedust - 11 Sep 2019 12:37:53 (#12 of 119)

How large are these glasses of wine? I used to have one that held half a bottle at a time.

FleurDuMal - 11 Sep 2019 12:47:12 (#13 of 119)

Sensible arrangement.

Pixiedust - 11 Sep 2019 12:48:25 (#14 of 119)

This woman seems to have been sober at the time she committed the assault, though. Maybe she just has a hair trigger?

Arjuna - 11 Sep 2019 13:04:01 (#15 of 119)

I hear she has been signed up by Geordie Shore

upgoerfive - 11 Sep 2019 13:09:24 (#16 of 119)

I hear that after four litres of wine she's often been shored up by a Geordie sign.

Pixiedust - 11 Sep 2019 13:19:58 (#17 of 119)

She's from Sunderland. Does that make her a Geordie, or Geordie-adjacent?

FleurDuMal - 11 Sep 2019 13:23:10 (#18 of 119)

A Mackem!

DonkeyOT - 11 Sep 2019 13:28:45 (#19 of 119)

If the victim had been 'consorting' with her attacker's gentleman friend, it should have been him on the receiving end?

Or am I missing something here?

Pixiedust - 11 Sep 2019 13:33:50 (#20 of 119)

It wasn't even her gentleman friend. They'd broken up.

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