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Started by TheVoiceOfReason on Feb 11, 2020 7:04:34 PM
BONK-MAD BRITAIN: Alarm as now THREESOMES are as common as owning a CAT

A THREESOME is our most common sexual fantasy, according to shock new research out today. An incredible 95% of men and 87% of women said they had fantasised about group sex gangbangs with multiple partners. Sex boffins at the Kinsey Institute have established that about one person in every FIVE has engaged in a threesome, making it about as common as owning a CAT.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2020/feb/
11/threesomes-men-women-sex-psychology

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Tripos - 11 Feb 2020 19:06:01 (#1 of 50)

Where do I sign up?

Zugunruhe1 - 11 Feb 2020 19:07:31 (#2 of 50)

Not with Patrick. He's yet to move on from onesomes.

browserbutton - 11 Feb 2020 19:08:18 (#3 of 50)

Sex boffins at the Kinsey Institute

Hey, stop your boffin' at the taxpayers' expense!

darkhorse - 11 Feb 2020 19:14:19 (#4 of 50)

It is an iron law of straight male badinage that if a man you know has ever been in a threesome with two women, he will make sure that you’re aware of this fact sooner or later.

TRaney - 11 Feb 2020 19:16:46 (#5 of 50)

Where do I sign up?

So that's what your username means...

Tripos - 11 Feb 2020 19:17:29 (#6 of 50)

Heh.

Shadrack22 - 11 Feb 2020 19:17:57 (#7 of 50)

SexBoffin would be an amusing username.

frantastic - 11 Feb 2020 19:56:29 (#8 of 50)

I have never owned a cat. Is that where I'm going wrong?

TheExcession - 11 Feb 2020 19:57:30 (#9 of 50)

I own two cats so... no wait, I think I may have misunderstood...

TRaney - 11 Feb 2020 19:57:43 (#10 of 50)

oh I didn't think of that. Are they suggesting a causal link that the cat may be involved?

frantastic - 11 Feb 2020 20:04:19 (#11 of 50)

I refuse to make the obvious pussy reference. Doh!

BasilSeal - 11 Feb 2020 20:11:22 (#12 of 50)

Weren't threesomes invented so footballers could have sex with each other without being gay? because according to the golden rule, it's not gay when it's in a three way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw

TheVoiceOfReason - 11 Feb 2020 20:25:54 (#13 of 50)

My boyfriend and I have sex ELEVEN times a DAY; is this too much?

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2020/feb/
11/my-boyfriend-and-i-enjoy-sex-marathons-but-is-11-times-a-day-too-much

frantastic - 11 Feb 2020 20:40:40 (#14 of 50)

Please excuse the shaky handwriting.

ChankNolen - 12 Feb 2020 08:25:16 (#15 of 50)

My problem with that article is the bare feet sticking out of the duvet cliche. It’s a repulsive image in its own right but there must be a firm somewhere coining it producing a vast library of such shots to illustrate every newspaper story about sex.

darkhorse - 12 Feb 2020 08:29:13 (#16 of 50)

Feet are repulsive? But you're never far from at least two, usually.

Snarlygog - 12 Feb 2020 09:25:18 (#17 of 50)

It’s a repulsive image in its own right

there speaks Mrs Chank.

Agaliarept - 12 Feb 2020 10:25:27 (#18 of 50)

A THREESOME is our most common sexual fantasy

Our most common fantasy is disappointing two women at once?!

tasselhoff - 12 Feb 2020 10:27:11 (#19 of 50)

Or sharing the shame of disappointing one woman.

Agaliarept - 12 Feb 2020 10:46:35 (#20 of 50)

That would have to be two useless chaps for their combined effort to be disappointing.

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