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Started by breakfast on May 24, 2020 12:48:21 PM
Desperate Dom has fallen!

I don't know if he has just yet but here's a thread for it just in case.

What will the Cummings of all our hearts do next?

And how will that over sized lump of prime minister cope without him?

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FleurDuMal - 24 May 2020 12:57:29 (#1 of 2854)

Fuck! You got my hopes up, you bastard!

Electro2 - 24 May 2020 12:59:01 (#2 of 2854)

What's Dominic Cummings favourite soap?

Home and Away.

nac1001 - 24 May 2020 13:03:10 (#3 of 2854)

Mary developed CV19 symptoms 10 years ago - she lost her sense of taste when she met Dom.

Verdigris - 24 May 2020 13:03:19 (#4 of 2854)

Well, he been seen going into No. 10. To collect his P45?

Winner - 24 May 2020 13:13:24 (#5 of 2854)

Dim Dom's Doomed Dome.

HerrWalrus - 24 May 2020 13:26:46 (#6 of 2854)

“There you go Alex. You wanted a distraction from 60k deaths and the worst record in Europe. You got it.”

bailliegillies - 24 May 2020 14:14:02 (#7 of 2854)

As I said elsewhere, he'll do the Sideways Quickstep.

AdonisBlue - 24 May 2020 14:24:52 (#8 of 2854)

Without Cummings Boris will be like Orville without Keith Harris. Boris can't let him go.

AlanII - 24 May 2020 14:33:06 (#9 of 2854)

I doubt it will be his decision to make if Cummings goes. If this episode has shown anything, it's that Johnson isn't in control at all. He has Cummings now and, he's hiding. I'm not sure that anyone here particularly wants strong leadership but, this really isn't even weak, it's non existent.

Macpaddy - 24 May 2020 14:35:33 (#10 of 2854)

I hope 'breakfast' gets a bad case of the shits for lifting my heart only to send it crashing.

fogsake - 24 May 2020 14:40:21 (#11 of 2854)

I've started forgetting that Johnson is alleged Prime Minister.

tasselhoff - 24 May 2020 15:12:57 (#12 of 2854)

There's apparently been a big food delivery at No 10https://mobile.twitter.com/nickeardleybbc/status/1
264554311641632769?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw


Could be a long day.

dreams99 - 24 May 2020 15:23:16 (#13 of 2854)

https://twitter.com/MikeStuchbery_/status/12644816
89771925506?s=19

tasselhoff - 24 May 2020 15:26:47 (#14 of 2854)

Rozzers at his door https://mobile.twitter.com/Tony_Diver/status/12645
60761550094338?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

quattrobhoy - 24 May 2020 15:30:39 (#15 of 2854)

"Go away or we'll call the police!"

tasselhoff - 24 May 2020 15:34:05 (#16 of 2854)

They've delayed the daily briefing by an hour.

FleurDuMal - 24 May 2020 15:39:32 (#17 of 2854)

Who’s standing in for Bozo today?

TommyDGNR8 - 24 May 2020 15:40:13 (#18 of 2854)

Trying to figure out how to avoid having to throw Shapps out with the Domwater after his "he didn't do it" performance this morning.

dottie30 - 24 May 2020 15:40:37 (#19 of 2854)

"Go away or we'll call the police!"



That still remains my favourite Met episode. All captured on camera.

"Madam, we ARE the police".

dottie30 - 24 May 2020 15:44:03 (#20 of 2854)

The only way face can be saved for Boris is if Cummings falls on his sword in a real sack cloth and ashes kind of way.

"Not only did I breach the guidelines but I was not wholly honest in what I told the PM and other cabinet ministers. I am aware that my actions constitute a lack of transparency on my part and I have decided that the only right course of action is to resign in order to maintain the integrity of the Government's policy on lockdown".

But it's Cummings, so....

Problem is, if he stays; Johnson is saying it's basically a free for all. If Johnson sacks him; the rest of the cabinet who tweeted their absolute faith in the bald vampire look like complete numpties.

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