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Started by DesEsseintes on Sep 15, 2020 11:17:22 PM
'sitting in a church naked with an erect penis'
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phantlers - 15 Sep 2020 23:18:32 (#1 of 21)

Stand up, stand up for Jesus.

rejonked - 15 Sep 2020 23:22:34 (#2 of 21)

O cum all ye faithful

Sunfish - 15 Sep 2020 23:28:17 (#3 of 21)

Lift up your glands

rejonked - 16 Sep 2020 00:22:44 (#4 of 21)

Bashing the Bishop

Sunfish - 16 Sep 2020 00:33:30 (#5 of 21)

“Please Neil. No, as in, please Neil. Just stop it now.”

halfnelson - 16 Sep 2020 00:45:52 (#6 of 21)

"The purple-headed mountain..."

lammaMia - 16 Sep 2020 00:49:25 (#7 of 21)

Are they cleaning the Church seats after each service nowadays?

quartus - 16 Sep 2020 02:17:08 (#8 of 21)

"Prepare for the coming of the lord"

Rendered - 16 Sep 2020 07:12:54 (#9 of 21)

He is rise.

Tadagee - 16 Sep 2020 07:44:37 (#10 of 21)

Morning Glory, Morning Glory, Hallelujah!

frantastic - 16 Sep 2020 07:48:11 (#11 of 21)

It was a rush of blood to the head.

ArriveAlive - 16 Sep 2020 07:58:00 (#12 of 21)

No, no! Play THE organ. Not play with YOUR organ...

Tenesmus - 16 Sep 2020 08:02:00 (#13 of 21)

Perhaps seeing Jesus gives him the horn.

Tagyourit - 16 Sep 2020 08:30:34 (#14 of 21)

And did those balls in modern times

Rest upon England's wooden pews?

And did the stiffy rod of Carl

Give the vicar exciting views?

SharkPatoo - 16 Sep 2020 08:31:35 (#15 of 21)

Tsk, the whole point of Jerusalem is that you can say NO at the end of every line.

Tagyourit - 16 Sep 2020 08:32:58 (#16 of 21)

Point of order m'lud. The actual point of Jeresualem is to bellow it out at Twickenham when we once more trounce the Frenchies.

SharkPatoo - 16 Sep 2020 08:35:29 (#17 of 21)

True that.

DesEsseintes - 16 Sep 2020 12:56:32 (#18 of 21)

He could say he's an Adamite.

They don't do clothes.

crackfox - 16 Sep 2020 13:20:45 (#19 of 21)

Thy rod comforts me...

Rendered - 16 Sep 2020 13:26:37 (#20 of 21)

I prefer thy staff.

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