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Started by TheVoiceOfReason on Sep 28, 2020 10:00:45 PM
Uproar as Staffordshire water park bans NAKED FAMILIES from swimming

A water park has today announced a ban on NAKED FAMILY events following a fierce backlash. Waterworld, in Staffordshire, has announced a change in its policy for hosting future private naturism events.

Following two decades of hosting British Naturism events, a fierce backlash to a nude family swim event has caused the policy u-turn. Waterworld has decided to change its policy for any future naturist bookings, restricting use of the site to people over the age of 18.

https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/black-country/waterworld-bans-nude-family-swim-19010422

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AdonisBlue - 28 Sep 2020 22:06:03 (#1 of 26)

My first points, bit easy though.

nac1001 - 28 Sep 2020 22:13:57 (#2 of 26)

Do the naturists have to wear masks?

JDW70Wellwhynot - 28 Sep 2020 22:21:28 (#3 of 26)

Banning them from swimming commits them to drowning.

DesEsseintes - 28 Sep 2020 22:21:47 (#4 of 26)

In cases like this, what would Claire Fox say? one should always ask.

virgil5 - 28 Sep 2020 22:24:06 (#5 of 26)

Flip-flops, Shirley

Sunfish - 28 Sep 2020 22:52:01 (#6 of 26)

“No, look over here Jayden. Now, practice your front bottom. I mean, crawl. “

Arjuna - 28 Sep 2020 23:01:33 (#7 of 26)

is Claire Fox a nudist?

Jacob_Richter - 28 Sep 2020 23:32:10 (#8 of 26)

Dame Fox, if you please.

Jacob_Richter - 28 Sep 2020 23:32:56 (#9 of 26)

Or whatever peerage she's getting is called. Forgive my ignorance on the nomenclature.

Arjuna - 29 Sep 2020 07:37:23 (#10 of 26)

Baroness Fox of Srebrenica

Tenesmus - 29 Sep 2020 08:25:07 (#11 of 26)

Won't somebody think of the children?

Agaliarept - 29 Sep 2020 09:32:57 (#12 of 26)

My first points, bit easy though.

Sorry to bear bad news AB but claiming points on TVOR, Bossab or my threads is like shooting fish in a barrel. I wouldn't boast too much ;)

ChankNolen - 29 Sep 2020 10:37:37 (#13 of 26)

This thread header has upset my delicate sensibilities, mods please delete and ban.

RosyLovelady - 29 Sep 2020 11:43:46 (#14 of 26)

Naturists are easily riled. If you question their proclivities they call you "textile" as if that were a bad thing.

Rendered - 29 Sep 2020 12:11:25 (#15 of 26)

I'm supposing you're not one for stripping off and running about as naked as the day you were born, Rosers.

TheVoiceOfReason - 29 Sep 2020 13:29:21 (#16 of 26)

I bet Rosers loves a spot of naked volleyball at Cap d’Agde as much as the rest of us!

tasselhoff - 29 Sep 2020 13:30:12 (#17 of 26)

I've just come over all wibble. Thanks, TVoR.

Rendered - 29 Sep 2020 13:32:06 (#18 of 26)

If that doesn't make her leave..

TheVoiceOfReason - 29 Sep 2020 13:32:27 (#19 of 26)

Incidentally, why is it always volleyball with the naturists? Never cricket or football.

AlanII - 29 Sep 2020 13:38:32 (#20 of 26)

I Naturists are easily riled. If you question their proclivities they call you "textile" as if that were a bad thing.

Easier to just call them nudists, guaranteed vitriol will be directed your way.

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