Johnson gone by the end of the year.

Biden dies, Harris takes over, millions of Magaheads have conniptions.

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Johnson stays in office, drinking heavily and generally heading a chaotic gov.

Covid deaths in the UK peak at 1500 a day in late Feb.

Johnson has his Ides of March moment as Gove stabs him (once again) in the back.

By August Britain is like Mad Max, only damper.

I've never seen Mad Max. I need to watch it.

SNP win majority in Scottish Parliament elections in May. Assuming they are held.

The return of Khan as London mayor.

Despite Labour edging ahead in the polls Starmer continues to disappoint those he disappointed by becoming leader.

Johnson remains PM.

The Tories fail to stop banging on about Europe.

Covid drags on till the Autumn

Brexiteers continue to kvetch

No one cares who is No.1 in the hit parade anymore. So no change there

Johnson will have gone by Easter.

To be back on the Sunday

Ha ha ha

Spain invades Gibraltar, with a crack force of 28 estate agents and 3 fishing boats.

Royal Navy away for the weekend, protecting UK scallop fleet off St Malo.

D. Raab responds decisively by telling his Permanent Secretary to resign.

Proper LOL! here. #13

Two out of three sound completely plausible.

You won’t need the fishing boats.

Farage to move to Germany

Macron says Non! to Johnson senior who goes off and sulks in his Greek Holiday home.

Rishi resigns, unable to tolerate Slobbo' s moronic interference, and is replaced by Gavin Williamson.

Priti Patel becomes PM