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Started by RhodaDendron on May 5, 2021 7:35:19 PM
The French : Worse than the Nazis

The French want to cut off the leccy to Jersey so elderly people die of exposure!

Even the Nazis didn't turn of the leccy when they invaded the island.

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Tinymcsmithy - 05 May 2021 19:37:05 (#1 of 362)

I think the offside rules need to be clarified. Also the handball rules. I mean, even with VAR, too many decisions are vague and unclear.

FGBFGB - 05 May 2021 19:42:45 (#2 of 362)

As we speak, Dominic Raab is diverting HMS Queen Elizabeth to deliver sackloads of 50p pieces to feed the meters of our trusty island folk. Never will they knuckle under to would-be foreign overlords!

RhodaDendron - 05 May 2021 22:32:08 (#3 of 362)

Well I suppose we'll just have to nuke Paris. some may say that's overreacting, but sometimes you have to make a stand.

CaptainBlack - 05 May 2021 22:35:49 (#4 of 362)

Gunboats! The French! Flagshagger cantnip.

NoobRomeo - 05 May 2021 22:36:41 (#5 of 362)

Send a Task Force!

RhodaDendron - 05 May 2021 22:37:50 (#6 of 362)

They eat snails and frogs, you know.

guigal - 05 May 2021 22:39:26 (#7 of 362)

Snails yes, frogs no.

ReverendBlueJeans - 05 May 2021 22:43:08 (#8 of 362)

Bungling Bonzo promises to send us to fight Johnny FrogEater on the beaches, in the fields, on the landing-grounds etc while he hides in a bomb-proof fridge.

RhodaDendron - 05 May 2021 22:49:07 (#9 of 362)

Watch his popularity soar as he bashes the croissant munchers.

CaptainBlack - 05 May 2021 22:50:09 (#10 of 362)

An election tomorrow you say?

Arjuna - 05 May 2021 22:50:42 (#11 of 362)

The French must love Boris, they are setting him up nicely here.

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tasselhoff - 05 May 2021 22:52:32 (#13 of 362)

Macron is also a bit of a dick who seems to want to be Napoleon. This could get rather stupid rather fast. And the French have a decent navy.

Verdigris - 05 May 2021 22:53:41 (#14 of 362)

And nukes that don't belong to the Yanks.



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bossab2 - 05 May 2021 22:59:51 (#15 of 362)

The easy thing to do is starve us into submission.

Tenesmus - 05 May 2021 23:22:23 (#16 of 362)

And the French have a decent navy.

Yebbut it's staffed by the French.

TheValkyrie - 05 May 2021 23:23:50 (#17 of 362)

Reminiscent of the beginning of the brutal Hong Kong - Australian War of the 90s.

https://youtu.be/r3BO6GP9NMY

TheExcession - 05 May 2021 23:25:53 (#18 of 362)

War with France over fish. The Tory base must be wanking themselves ragged.

Jacob_Richter - 05 May 2021 23:28:09 (#19 of 362)

Bloodied stumps of raw flesh all over these islands.

Tenesmus - 05 May 2021 23:28:29 (#20 of 362)

I suppose tugs are indeed involved.

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