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Started by DesEsseintes on Jul 20, 2021 10:23:31 AM
What is the point of summer ?
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cozzer - 20 Jul 2021 10:54:31 (#1 of 19)

I suspect deliberate misdirection on the part of the thread starter in an attempt to lose people points.

FGBFGB - 20 Jul 2021 10:55:10 (#2 of 19)

It is to give wasps something to do.

SinnerBoy - 20 Jul 2021 10:56:50 (#3 of 19)

It's so that you can open your doors and windows, so that the flies have somewhere to escape the heat.

And to regurgitate dog shit on your salad.

thisonehasalittlehat - 20 Jul 2021 10:58:15 (#4 of 19)

I mean dude, don't eat it in the first place.

Tenesmus - 20 Jul 2021 10:58:54 (#5 of 19)

#1 well it worked, dammit.

xDiggy - 20 Jul 2021 11:03:11 (#6 of 19)

Minus ten degrees here.

Dementor - 20 Jul 2021 11:05:19 (#7 of 19)

So farmers can work 16 hour days harvesting crops?

ArriveAlive - 20 Jul 2021 11:11:26 (#8 of 19)

The point? It's so the north pole can point 23 degrees or so towards the sun...

bailliegillies - 20 Jul 2021 11:52:57 (#9 of 19)

It's so overweight, ugly, middle age people can wander around in shorts, flipflops and teeshirts,

cozzer - 20 Jul 2021 11:55:00 (#10 of 19)

T shirts, ffs.

Agaliarept - 20 Jul 2021 11:55:31 (#11 of 19)

It's so overweight, ugly, middle age people can wander around in shorts, flipflops and teeshirts,

But also, importantly, it allows beautiful people to wander round in shorts, flip flops and tee shirts giving all the normals something wonderful to look at.

that's why I do it.

Verdigris - 20 Jul 2021 11:07:18 (#12 of 19)

-10 bitter points

browserbutton - 20 Jul 2021 12:14:27 (#13 of 19)

Yet another piece from Zoe -- why did she put 'boomer' into the title?

ReverendBlueJeans - 20 Jul 2021 12:40:28 (#14 of 19)

Koz it gets her right dere wid da kidz. In what approximates to her mind.

Tricyrtis - 20 Jul 2021 12:43:15 (#15 of 19)

The point of summer is so the gods can watch us suffer, imho.

WibbleAgain - 20 Jul 2021 13:28:34 (#16 of 19)

And let us Brits grow tomatoes, cucumbers, courgettes, aubergine, peppers, chillies, French beans, grapes...

We need to eat, unfortunately.

Tenesmus - 20 Jul 2021 14:31:43 (#17 of 19)

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/environment/uk-would-back-full-communism-if-it-provided-air-conditioning-20170620129904

WibbleAgain - 20 Jul 2021 14:35:18 (#18 of 19)

Ha!

TigerPaws - 20 Jul 2021 17:39:44 (#19 of 19)

Glynebourne. The sun rising over the downs, swallows, skylarks. The scent of honeysuckle. Hair stiff with sea salt.

Thinderstorms, enter cymbals.

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