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Started by TheVoiceOfReason on Nov 25, 2021 1:01:14 PM
Outrage as mysterious stranger URINATES in a LIBRARY…and leaves it in a CONTAINER for others to find

A pervert urinated into a container and left it in Salisbury Library. Police are looking to speak to a man pictured on CCTV in connection with the foul act at the library.

An outraged library worker said, “He appeared to check for CCTV in the premises before facing a book shelf and urinating into a container which he left in the library before leaving. There were students working nearby at the time, many of whom are now traumatised."

https://www.salisburyjournal.co.uk/news/19738474.m
an-leaves-container-wee-salisbury-library/

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browserbutton - 25 Nov 2021 13:30:15 (#1 of 18)

<tinking noises in the library>

SSSH!

FleurDuMal - 25 Nov 2021 13:39:40 (#2 of 18)

OK, which one of you was it?

<eyes nemo with suspicion>

Tadagee - 25 Nov 2021 13:48:18 (#3 of 18)

Well for once R.Kelly is in the clear.

ReverendBlueJeans - 25 Nov 2021 14:34:12 (#4 of 18)

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

sssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

drip, drip

browserbutton - 25 Nov 2021 14:35:29 (#5 of 18)

"Er miss, could you direct me to the Stream of Consciousness section?"

DesEsseintes - 25 Nov 2021 14:40:56 (#6 of 18)

Sort of thing you will find outside your church every Sunday morning along with the druggy stuff and rubber johnnys.

ReverendBlueJeans - 25 Nov 2021 14:42:01 (#7 of 18)

- Sir, I must ask you to desist. Can't you use the urinal in the gents' instead?

- No. Not from here.

Macpaddy - 25 Nov 2021 14:48:13 (#8 of 18)

well placed ad for waterproof shoes directly beneath the article.

TigerPaws - 25 Nov 2021 19:35:10 (#9 of 18)

Here there is a shortage of public toilets and people are annoyed about it.

tasselhoff - 25 Nov 2021 19:38:50 (#10 of 18)

Pissed off

redginger - 25 Nov 2021 19:39:35 (#11 of 18)

In the old Museum of Cairo urinating and "other" in a container would have been quite good. They didn't seem to bother, and "it" was all over the floor.

barkis - 25 Nov 2021 19:44:56 (#12 of 18)

Practical criticism?

TigerPaws - 25 Nov 2021 19:49:29 (#13 of 18)

Men.

redginger - 25 Nov 2021 19:51:10 (#14 of 18)

#12. What are you suggesting?

barkis - 25 Nov 2021 20:02:40 (#15 of 18)

A comment on the nearest work of literature.

redginger - 25 Nov 2021 20:08:07 (#16 of 18)

eh?

DesEsseintes - 25 Nov 2021 21:21:28 (#17 of 18)

I wish local libraries were better. Improving them and the quality of food and drink would do a lot.

ReverendBlueJeans - 26 Nov 2021 10:34:50 (#18 of 18)

Good caff in ours.

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