Killer SHARKS are moving ever closer towards UK waters as sea temperatures rise owing to climate change, according to shock new research out today. Experts now anticipate that British beaches could be a primary target for the flesh-eating killing machines. “This will turn our town’s beaches into something like a scene from Jaws,” said a visibly flustered Mayor of Bournemouth after hearing the news.
https://www.gbnews.uk/news/killer-sharks-could-be-heading-towards-uk-waters-amid-rising-ocean-temperatures/205310
And there might still be a milkshake shop.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Mary%27s_Island_(
Tyne_and_Wear)
We get seals there as well but aren't allowed near the seals and there's this.
https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/whitley-bay-bird-flu-defra-23167005
Basking sharks are widespread in UK waters during the summer months. They are massive, 12m long, 6 tonnes. But they don't eat people
If we are getting sharks like these, they are probably lost or something.
Once saw a Porbeagle on the west coast and was a we bit surprised.
https://marine.gov.scot/information/porbeagle-shark