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Started by AlanII on Apr 18, 2022 11:18:14 AM
Johnson: Never more than twelve yards from a fridge.

Will the May elections do for him? We'll see.

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browserbutton - 18 Apr 2022 12:22:20 (#1 of 2270)

Feeling smug in the Smeg.

quattrobhoy - 18 Apr 2022 12:24:03 (#2 of 2270)

Bashing the Bishop in the Bosch!

Verdigris - 18 Apr 2022 11:31:34 (#3 of 2270)

Banging one out in the Beko.

Natascha - 18 Apr 2022 12:33:59 (#4 of 2270)

<subscribes>

Natascha - 18 Apr 2022 12:34:20 (#5 of 2270)

Hovering in the Hotpoint

mingmong - 18 Apr 2022 12:35:53 (#6 of 2270)

Goosing in the Zanussi

HouseOfLametta - 18 Apr 2022 12:40:08 (#7 of 2270)

Wanking in the Whirlpool.

Natascha - 18 Apr 2022 12:40:54 (#8 of 2270)

Perhaps that should be a hand job in the Hotpoint.

upgoerfive - 18 Apr 2022 12:55:52 (#9 of 2270)

At his ease in the Deep Freeze.

bailliegillies - 18 Apr 2022 12:59:22 (#10 of 2270)

Just bloody stay away from mine, you rat bag!

browserbutton - 18 Apr 2022 13:26:42 (#11 of 2270)

Having a whisper in the crisper.

ArriveAlive - 18 Apr 2022 12:28:15 (#12 of 2270)

I don't even want to think about what that spill in the evaporation tray is...

raymie - 18 Apr 2022 12:29:09 (#13 of 2270)

His tiny thingy is frozen

solvognen - 18 Apr 2022 12:31:22 (#14 of 2270)

His recent travails required a fridge the size of Ukraine, this week he needs one the size of India...

Lawlsie - 18 Apr 2022 13:48:50 (#15 of 2270)

Feeling froideur among the fromage frais. Quel dommage.

browserbutton - 18 Apr 2022 13:55:47 (#16 of 2270)

"I've just been adding the finishing touches to my thick yellow fool, given it a final whipping and then into the fridge to chill."

</Fanny Hadock>

indlovubill - 18 Apr 2022 14:27:51 (#17 of 2270)

And if you make donuts like these they'll look just like Fanny's - Johnny Hadock

DesEsseintes - 18 Apr 2022 14:53:59 (#18 of 2270)

Wonder what Johnson's favourite food is.

Spotted Dick maybe.

Macpaddy - 18 Apr 2022 15:43:29 (#19 of 2270)

Humble pie?

JohnIlly - 18 Apr 2022 14:49:37 (#20 of 2270)

Eton Mess.

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