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Started by TheVoiceOfReason on May 12, 2022 4:47:28 PM
Horror in the aisles as man DEFECATES on sofa in furniture store

Furniture store staff have expressed their horror after a man was captured on CCTV DEFECATING on a sofa in Sofa Club’s Manchester store. Stumbling on the scene, hapless shop worker Sade Quinn said she initially thought the mess was CHOCOLATE SPREAD.

The showroom was temporarily closed for a deep clean and the sofa was taken away and disposed of, while a revolted and traumatised Ms Quinn said, “I will not be touching chocolate spread for a long time." Store owner Tom O'Neill added: "Fortunately this monstrous pervert did this on our new easy clean range, so really he couldn't have picked a better sofa to do it on."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-61415234

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Dubris - 12 May 2022 16:50:18 (#1 of 13)

What is wrong with some people?

angelico - 12 May 2022 17:52:27 (#2 of 13)

Well, he was probably a manc, for a start.

Shadrack22 - 12 May 2022 17:52:33 (#3 of 13)

PLEASE LEAVE A SMALL DEPOSIT

Lawlsie - 12 May 2022 17:54:35 (#4 of 13)

"Fortunately this monstrous pervert did this on our new easy clean range, so really he couldn't have picked a better sofa to do it on."

But they threw it away so it doesn't really matter how deep cleaned it was!

fogsake - 12 May 2022 17:58:00 (#5 of 13)

It's a form of expression.

Art.

dreams99 - 12 May 2022 17:59:16 (#6 of 13)

The shop worker stumbled on the scene.

angelico - 12 May 2022 17:59:56 (#7 of 13)

Does anyone remember a Dada(?) play on the bbc 50 years ago where the only spoken word was "shitah", spoken with various inflections as the cast shared a nourishing bowl of same for dinner?

DesEsseintes - 12 May 2022 18:31:31 (#8 of 13)

That is Manchester. Get on the train.

dreams99 - 12 May 2022 22:48:46 (#9 of 13)

Story pulled:

https://twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/15248662662
37902848?t=sy2pwTbopnIEBaxOimt_jg&s=19

Arjuna - 12 May 2022 22:50:42 (#10 of 13)

Too late

We all believe it now

TheVoiceOfReason - 12 May 2022 21:53:39 (#11 of 13)

DFS = desperate for a shit, as one wag has tweeted.

ReverendBlueJeans - 14 May 2022 22:34:09 (#12 of 13)

Diarrhoeia-Friendly Sofas.

indlovubill - 15 May 2022 00:35:02 (#13 of 13)

Shit and sofas somehow go together in Manchester. Watched an episode of The Royle Family, Dave, Denise, Barbara and Norma on the sofa when it becomes apparent Dave has dog shit on his shoes.

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