Furniture store staff have expressed their horror after a man was captured on CCTV DEFECATING on a sofa in Sofa Club’s Manchester store. Stumbling on the scene, hapless shop worker Sade Quinn said she initially thought the mess was CHOCOLATE SPREAD.
The showroom was temporarily closed for a deep clean and the sofa was taken away and disposed of, while a revolted and traumatised Ms Quinn said, “I will not be touching chocolate spread for a long time." Store owner Tom O'Neill added: "Fortunately this monstrous pervert did this on our new easy clean range, so really he couldn't have picked a better sofa to do it on."
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-61415234
PLEASE LEAVE A SMALL DEPOSIT
"Fortunately this monstrous pervert did this on our new easy clean range, so really he couldn't have picked a better sofa to do it on."
But they threw it away so it doesn't really matter how deep cleaned it was!
Does anyone remember a Dada(?) play on the bbc 50 years ago where the only spoken word was "shitah", spoken with various inflections as the cast shared a nourishing bowl of same for dinner?
That is Manchester. Get on the train.
DFS = desperate for a shit, as one wag has tweeted.
Diarrhoeia-Friendly Sofas.
Shit and sofas somehow go together in Manchester. Watched an episode of The Royle Family, Dave, Denise, Barbara and Norma on the sofa when it becomes apparent Dave has dog shit on his shoes.