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Started by DesEsseintes on Jun 20, 2022 4:20:04 PM
Which football club should Jesus sign for?

straightforward enough question

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Verdigris - 20 Jun 2022 15:22:47 (#1 of 52)

Nazareth United

Grazioli09 - 20 Jun 2022 16:24:36 (#2 of 52)

Galilee Park Avenue

downbuzz - 20 Jun 2022 16:25:14 (#3 of 52)

He's been at Man City about 4 years.

OldLefty - 20 Jun 2022 16:25:17 (#4 of 52)

Dunno, but at my catholic school they told us "Jesus saves", so he'd make a good goalkeeper.

Tadagee - 20 Jun 2022 16:28:08 (#5 of 52)

That joke bought to you by a school desk in 1979.

OldLefty - 20 Jun 2022 16:30:57 (#6 of 52)

Indeed.

tasselhoff - 20 Jun 2022 15:31:48 (#7 of 52)

... but Keegan gets the rebound

DesEsseintes - 20 Jun 2022 16:31:49 (#8 of 52)

The punchline was but Keegan scores on the rebound iirc.

mingmong - 20 Jun 2022 16:32:37 (#9 of 52)

A (catholic) pal of mine used to talk about screen play he was writing called the Jesus All Stars, in which the sudden rise and dramatic fall of a newly promoted Premier League team was retold as an allegory of the Passion

Not sure what became of that project.

DesEsseintes - 20 Jun 2022 16:32:58 (#10 of 52)

Snap! One second.

DesEsseintes - 20 Jun 2022 16:36:44 (#11 of 52)

Gazza was a sort of tragic hero.

donttellhimpike - 20 Jun 2022 16:44:07 (#12 of 52)

"And here comes Jesus down the left wing, he's really nailed on that cross..."

solomongursky - 20 Jun 2022 15:45:02 (#13 of 52)

And his mum was called Carol!

DesEsseintes - 20 Jun 2022 16:58:20 (#14 of 52)

that reminds me of an actual Sunday School answer

who were Jesus' mother and father?

Mr & Mrs Christ

Mazzarin - 20 Jun 2022 17:21:12 (#15 of 52)

#4

...and Ian St John scores on the rebound.

OldLefty - 20 Jun 2022 17:28:49 (#16 of 52)

Donald Trump's grandmother really did have the surname Christ. No wonder the religious nutters like him.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Christ_Tru
mp

HorstVogel - 20 Jun 2022 20:29:06 (#17 of 52)

Dunno, but at my catholic school they told us "Jesus saves", so he'd make a good goalkeeper.

That joke bought to you by a school desk in 1979.

Indeed.

I found that funny, I don't recall ever hearing or reading that one before.

quattrobhoy - 20 Jun 2022 21:59:32 (#18 of 52)

"Jesus saves"

In his heyday (not Jesus’) the response was… But St John scores on the rebound

Mazzarin - 20 Jun 2022 22:01:26 (#19 of 52)

Sad face.

quattrobhoy - 20 Jun 2022 22:01:39 (#20 of 52)

The definitive answer to the original question is that Jesus would naturally sign for the team that plays at Paradise.

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