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Started by virgil5 on 26-Jan-2017 07:12:37
The Trump Thread

I am your Voice.

Listen to me.

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virgil5 - 26 Jan 2017 07:13:24 (#1 of 375)

I don't need Twitter.

I am here for you now!

virgil5 - 26 Jan 2017 07:16:42 (#2 of 375)

The Father (Fred) has given me money.

I am here to share my Radiance with all of humanity.

IT SHALL BE BIGLY DONE

virgil5 - 26 Jan 2017 07:38:26 (#3 of 375)

Americans: Listen to me!

I know you're huddled in your cellars just trying to escape the carnage in the streets.

Hold on!

I will be personally leading my brownshirts All America First Responders Making America Great Again (ALF MAGAs) into your neighborhoods to make sure you have the steaks and golf shoes you'll need for the coming RAPTURE!

virgil5 - 26 Jan 2017 12:41:23 (#4 of 375)

Lawsuit? What lawsuit?

virgil5 - 26 Jan 2017 12:41:38 (#5 of 375)

Disclaimer: this thread is solely the work of "virgil5", a known prevaricator, procrastinator and self-admitted receiver of voices in his head gained by an ingenious design for a radio frequency helmet made from a tinfoil-like material, the actual content of which he must refuse to disclose under the terms of his reverse engineering it with the direction of inhabitants from the star system Sirius.



Any relation between the content of this thread and the actual "content" of the mind of "Donald J Trump" is purely co-incidental and although not unlikely under a strict interpretation of the laws of probability, highly suspect as evidence in a court of law, unless that court can be found to be convening between "spaces" in observable reality where also dwell right wing trolls, interdimensional worms, and the 10 foot tall lizards who really occupy the bodies of most of the 1% of individuals who claim to be "running" this planet.



These voices are available free of charge to any and saundry who would take the time to affix a tinfoil ear and listen but LO behold and otherwise OMG check it out: these voices can be lying motherfuckers who have no real sense of humo(u)r as humans know it, and/or could also be the product of some robotic intelligence from the future meant to be increasingly misunderstood by design for the kicks of some idiotic "True Evil" lurking behind the current unpleasantness and every other goddam ridiculous 'unpleasantness' in the past, needing no fucking "agenda" thank you very much, or any other stinkin agenda puny humans could possibly comprehend.



So there.



You've been warned.



Have a nice day :-)

virgil5 - 26 Jan 2017 13:12:29 (#6 of 375)

Just ignore that disclaimer behind the curtain.

I am here for all Humanity.

Suffer the billionaire children to come to me!

pranzingfrogg - 26 Jan 2017 13:17:20 (#7 of 375)

Genuflects

virgil5 - 26 Jan 2017 13:21:26 (#8 of 375)

<Makes "pranzingfrogg" the head of something; preferably a government agency with plenty of state-of-the-art dastardly weapons>

pranzingfrogg - 26 Jan 2017 14:32:37 (#9 of 375)

Hey no man I'm like into peaceful shit,you know? Maybe I could build you a wall?

virgil5 - 26 Jan 2017 14:43:16 (#10 of 375)

"Chief Inspector" at the Department of Booty is available.

virgil5 - 26 Jan 2017 15:06:10 (#11 of 375)

The grate thing is I get to lie my ass off and nobody can do anything about it!

Just get over it :-)

virgil5 - 26 Jan 2017 15:19:27 (#12 of 375)

Years from now, His (that's right HIS) tory will remember my Great Achievements:

A Giant Fucking Wall God can see from outer space

Told teh Mooslims to "FUCK OFF!"

Told Mexico to fuck off

Told China to fuck off

Told NATO to fuck off

Went to Russia---Vlad (that little hunk) set me up for some fun---now he's IN!

Fucked the FCC

Fucked the commie fag Teacher's Union

Stored some ammo for Teh End at the Sacrid Shrien of Tony Scaley heh heh LOCK AND LOAD

Grabbed 'em by da puzzy heh heh I KNOW WHAT THEY LIKE

BEAT CROOK HILLY BILLY ASS BWAHA HA HA

virgil5 - 26 Jan 2017 15:20:16 (#13 of 375)

"13" is my Lucky Number

WHO DO YOU LOVE BABY

freedutchman - 26 Jan 2017 17:14:58 (#14 of 375)

U.S. President Donald Trump won’t give up his unsafe Android Phone

http://www.talkandroid.com/308723-u-s-president-donald-trump-wont-give-up-his-unsafe-android-phone/

"LOCK HIM UP, LOCK HIM UP, LOCK HIM UP!"

;-)

freedutchman - 26 Jan 2017 17:17:57 (#15 of 375)

The Netherlands Rip On Donald Trump With A HIGHlarious, Trump-Themed Viral Video Introduction To The Small Country!

http://perezhilton.com/2017-01-25-donald-trump-america-first-netherlands-video-introduction-dutch-zondag-met-lubach#.WIovB0kixaQ

ROTFLMAO!

dottie30 - 26 Jan 2017 17:45:11 (#16 of 375)

Oh dear....

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/u
s-state-department-senior-management-team-quit-resign-rex-tillerson-secretary-donald-trump-cabinet-a7547916.html


Good luck Rex.

AmericanWoman - 26 Jan 2017 17:46:58 (#17 of 375)

That's a plus. It's those career idiots that need to go.

dottie30 - 26 Jan 2017 17:47:43 (#18 of 375)

Ah yes. It's just those 'establishment' gravy trainers isn't it? Those 'Washington elite'.

Hilarious.

FleurDuMal - 26 Jan 2017 17:51:23 (#19 of 375)

Oh the irony of 'career idiots ' used by someone who has made a lifestyle choice to be stupid.

TableTopJoe - 26 Jan 2017 17:55:55 (#20 of 375)

It's those career idiots that need to go.

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