I am your Voice.
Listen to me.
The Father (Fred) has given me money.
I am here to share my Radiance with all of humanity.
IT SHALL BE BIGLY DONE
Americans: Listen to me!
I know you're huddled in your cellars just trying to escape the carnage in the streets.
I will be personally leading my brownshirts All America First Responders Making America Great Again (ALF MAGAs) into your neighborhoods to make sure you have the steaks and golf shoes you'll need for the coming RAPTURE!
Disclaimer: this thread is solely the work of "virgil5", a known prevaricator, procrastinator and self-admitted receiver of voices in his head gained by an ingenious design for a radio frequency helmet made from a tinfoil-like material, the actual content of which he must refuse to disclose under the terms of his reverse engineering it with the direction of inhabitants from the star system Sirius.
Any relation between the content of this thread and the actual "content" of the mind of "Donald J Trump" is purely co-incidental and although not unlikely under a strict interpretation of the laws of probability, highly suspect as evidence in a court of law, unless that court can be found to be convening between "spaces" in observable reality where also dwell right wing trolls, interdimensional worms, and the 10 foot tall lizards who really occupy the bodies of most of the 1% of individuals who claim to be "running" this planet.
These voices are available free of charge to any and saundry who would take the time to affix a tinfoil ear and listen but LO behold and otherwise OMG check it out: these voices can be lying motherfuckers who have no real sense of humo(u)r as humans know it, and/or could also be the product of some robotic intelligence from the future meant to be increasingly misunderstood by design for the kicks of some idiotic "True Evil" lurking behind the current unpleasantness and every other goddam ridiculous 'unpleasantness' in the past, needing no fucking "agenda" thank you very much, or any other stinkin agenda puny humans could possibly comprehend.
You've been warned.
Have a nice day :-)
Just ignore that disclaimer behind the curtain.
I am here for all Humanity.
Suffer the billionaire children to come to me!
<Makes "pranzingfrogg" the head of something; preferably a government agency with plenty of state-of-the-art dastardly weapons>
Hey no man I'm like into peaceful shit,you know? Maybe I could build you a wall?
"Chief Inspector" at the Department of Booty is available.
The grate thing is I get to lie my ass off and nobody can do anything about it!
Just get over it :-)
Years from now, His (that's right HIS) tory will remember my Great Achievements:
A Giant Fucking Wall God can see from outer space
Told teh Mooslims to "FUCK OFF!"
Told Mexico to fuck off
Told China to fuck off
Told NATO to fuck off
Went to Russia---Vlad (that little hunk) set me up for some fun---now he's IN!
Fucked the FCC
Fucked the commie fag Teacher's Union
Stored some ammo for Teh End at the Sacrid Shrien of Tony Scaley heh heh LOCK AND LOAD
Grabbed 'em by da puzzy heh heh I KNOW WHAT THEY LIKE
BEAT CROOK HILLY BILLY ASS BWAHA HA HA
U.S. President Donald Trump won’t give up his unsafe Android Phone
"LOCK HIM UP, LOCK HIM UP, LOCK HIM UP!"
The Netherlands Rip On Donald Trump With A HIGHlarious, Trump-Themed Viral Video Introduction To The Small Country!
That's a plus. It's those career idiots that need to go.
Ah yes. It's just those 'establishment' gravy trainers isn't it? Those 'Washington elite'.
Oh the irony of 'career idiots ' used by someone who has made a lifestyle choice to be stupid.
It's those career idiots that need to go.