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Started by thismorning on May 5, 2020 3:15:06 AM

Governor Newsom says climbing a tree and watching the sunset or sunrise is OK.

brooklyn - 05 May 2020 03:19:57 (#1 of 50)

you can see lovely sunrises in Sausalito.

thismorning - 05 May 2020 03:22:44 (#2 of 50)

He withdrew some of his other prohibitions when mayors said he was crazy. So now we know what passes for sanity in California I guess. You can also play golf if you play alone and walk down the middle of fairways or ride in a plastic bubble cart. Yoga is also OK, if done alone, very alone. Newsom is considered a moderate Democrat in the Golden State.

virgil5 - 05 May 2020 05:35:40 (#3 of 50)

Plastic bubble carts will keep the virus fresh for glamour camping in Oregon.

thismorning - 05 May 2020 05:54:56 (#4 of 50)

Kate Brown must be seething with jealousy. I mean she tries. But when she prohibits cuddling in dry lava beds...nothing. Gangs of Oregon militia don't even show up for a yawn in on Capitol steps. When she waves her skinny arms furiously and sounds peeved likesome out of breath soccer mom with a masculinity complex, kinda peeved and reading from the script ya know, but not really selling it. Kind of trembling like a mixed up kid who never wanted to take drama anyway. I really don't want to talk about it, to tell the truth.

virgil5 - 05 May 2020 06:00:32 (#5 of 50)

Oregon to "get away from it all".

Just build a miniature golf course and crematorium on your landfill property to cash in!

Cinco de Mayo!

Hundredsand - 06 May 2020 08:01:54 (#6 of 50)

I miss yoga. I miss California occasionally.

virgil5 - 07 May 2020 08:03:17 (#7 of 50)

Oregon is there for you.

browserbutton - 07 May 2020 08:06:57 (#8 of 50)

Meanwhile in Washington state it's party time.

'You can call them BYOC parties. That’s bring your own Covid-19.

Health officials in Walla Walla, Washington, are admonishing the sudden rise in so-called “Covid-19 parties” where non-infected guests mingle with those who have tested positive for the virus, ostensibly in hopes of speeding up the process of catching, and overcoming, the virus.'

thismorning - 07 May 2020 19:13:27 (#9 of 50)

I guess mind control still needs a bit of tweaking.

thismorning - 07 May 2020 19:16:28 (#10 of 50)

You know, it is funny how owners of small businesses (the Bourgeois) are being turned into criminals, as any fule know they are who has read the Communist Manifesto, or seen Once Upon A Time in Hollywood.

Rendered - 07 May 2020 19:50:37 (#11 of 50)

You Seppoes are off your chumps.

browserbutton - 07 May 2020 19:51:13 (#12 of 50)

Trump's given them the mumps.

brooklyn - 07 May 2020 19:54:28 (#13 of 50)


thismorning - 08 May 2020 02:17:35 (#14 of 50)

man, I mean person the pumps,,erg, I can't breathe! Oh yeah. But I have to wear this mask...gasp gaspz stress level at 11, immune system no longer functional Captain. Scottie has died on the ventilator...set course for that red planet with the sucker like horns.I forget your name, were you in the first episode?

thismorning - 08 May 2020 02:20:46 (#15 of 50)

Oregon takes massive chili dump on northern Kalifornia.

virgil5 - 08 May 2020 02:26:09 (#16 of 50)

San Andreas.

glug glug glug

AdrianNTierney - 08 May 2020 20:45:00 (#17 of 50)

It's The Water! Great for all the fruits and nuts, not so good for people though.

Geribaldi - 09 May 2020 00:02:27 (#18 of 50)

California is a fantastic state, it's just the government that is shit

Geribaldi - 09 May 2020 00:03:17 (#19 of 50)

I'll be cracking a bottle of wine a little later, will go swimming and chill in my jacuzzi ...

virgil5 - 09 May 2020 00:21:35 (#20 of 50)

...the Mexican pool boy will bring out the inflatable Trump pool toys....

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